we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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