Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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