A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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