Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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