could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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