God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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