I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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