And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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