i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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