I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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