What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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