Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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