Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Bring me that man meat
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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