Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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