FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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