Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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