If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
We need to get me chipped asap
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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