the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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