You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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