And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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