Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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