Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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