You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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