Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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