Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
