oh god the rape fog is back!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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