I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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