i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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