Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
NoShamevember. You game?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Randomize
