fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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