is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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