I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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