Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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