I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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