we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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