He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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