what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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