So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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