my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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