I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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