Pappa wants mamma naked
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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