Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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