so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
