YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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