Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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