Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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