that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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