don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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