Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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