Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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