Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Don't make out with my wife yet
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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