Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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