i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
